Nutsack Kite

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite

Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.

by supah phresh March 24, 2008

cow kite

/c0w , kY-t/

verb:

a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,

The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new

I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,

" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy

" Mary was being a bitch last night, I used the cow kite technique to make her suck my dick "

by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017

higher than uh kite

someone who really really high!

homie,chill on tha chronic you already higher than uh kite.

by Puppet January 5, 2005

go fly a kite

Get Lost!

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?

by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

Stuffing Your Kite

The act of eating large quantites of food in one eating session. Also known as stuffing yourself, gobbing it or necking it.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, nothing.
Person 1: Are you stuffing your kite again?

by noonoo1 July 6, 2010

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.

Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!

by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

Lewisham Kite

A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs

"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."

by Loaded Jeff January 5, 2009