non-Keefer

Your run-of-the-mill average-to-above-average-to-talented software engineer.

These issues are going to increasingly divert some of our best
engineering talent into test maintenance. We may eventually hit the point where non-Keefers just can't keep up.

by bchang August 10, 2007

keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

Kieffer

a person, not to be confused with a horse accessory, T-Pain, Tom Cruise or the zombie in dawn of the dead that pops out of the door like ""OOOOOGAAAABOOGABOOOOOO"

hear bout dat kieffer's shawty? mmmm, makes me wanna just smack a moog little phatty!

by jayshawty123 August 15, 2009

keifer

a young boy who you made out with once or twice then he turns into your stalker that you can seem to get rid of no matter how hard you try

sue: do you remember the guy from the party?
meg:the one you made out with?
sue; yeah well he keeps texting me
meg; gosh hes such a keifer!

by funfun123 February 13, 2010

kieser

A fluffin' asshole...she/he sucks

Dis gurl is a real kieser

by Fluff-tard November 14, 2016

kiffer

a rip through a water pipe of unpressed hash

lets go hit a kiffer

by russian August 20, 2004

Kieffer Moore

The sexual movement of a trans female sticking their circumcised penis into a fridge, while a big black center half such as Kurt zouma or willy boly try desperately to open the fridge. Then from nowhere a big Welshman comes and sticks it inside the black defender, causing the fridge and the woman stuck inside to collapse like eriksen at the euros.

Did you hear that my uncle got kieffer moore’d last night

by Matic123 January 2, 2023