Definitions by Matic123

Tjay de barr 

The act of collapsing on the floor in the aftermath of intercourse. This is usually in the form of cardiac arrest.

Darwin: Hey dude, what’s the difference between tjay de Barr’s cardiac and Benjamin mendy?
Pete: Nothing bro, they’re both under arrest!!

Tjay de barr by Matic123 January 6, 2023

Kieffer Moore 

The sexual movement of a trans female sticking their circumcised penis into a fridge, while a big black center half such as Kurt zouma or willy boly try desperately to open the fridge. Then from nowhere a big Welshman comes and sticks it inside the black defender, causing the fridge and the woman stuck inside to collapse like eriksen at the euros.

Did you hear that my uncle got kieffer moore’d last night

Kieffer Moore by Matic123 January 2, 2023

Ivorian golf club 

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.

Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?

Ivorian golf club by Matic123 December 27, 2022