Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.

9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

kiddyshit games

games that people play in order to fuck around with you but it just pisses everyone off because its lame and immature

man last night that bitch was playing kiddyshit games

by sdalkfjlskjdk February 26, 2008

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008

kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

kiddyplay

A form of sexual/nonsexual roleplay that involves an adult/older adolescent behaving and dressing as a prepubescent child.

¨Jasmine is into kiddyplay, but she is afraid that people will look at her as a pedophile even though she is not sexually attracted to children¨

by Vona November 19, 2014

kiddy widdler

Harvey ramsdens autistic father.

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..

by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017