R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 23, 2011

R. Kelly'd

1. To urinate on your sexual partner.

2. You would refer to the giver of a golden shower as the R. Kellyer and the one recieving the golden shower as the R. Kellyed.

After I came I R. Kelly'd all over his face.

by Jenro October 4, 2005

Kelly

Kelly is the name of a beautiful and incredibly aesthetic girl,she's smart and likes to wonder about how she can improve into a more sophisticated person than she already is.She's the type of girl you'll see reading a book in a small cafe with her earphones plugged while the air blows at her hair making it shimmer.She's magnificent,she's empowered,she's Kelly because she is the strongest most beautiful girl ever born into human kind.Kelly isn't only just strong and smart but she's the most trustworthy and kindest person,she'll never leave your side and will always agree with you even if your opinion is wrong,she shows how much she cares about you everyday by standing by your side through thick and thin.

''She's so strong willed and absolutely beautiful,perhaps she is Kelly.''
Person 1 : ''Who's that girl she's so stunning'' Person 2 : ''Her name is Kelly""

by kookiesmuchii November 6, 2019

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Kelly

The girl I want to share all my memories with. She has the deepest eyes that I always get lost in. She’s my best friend and I love her to pieces. I can’t wait to go on many adventures with her and see her smile. She’s who I dream about the most

Kelly is heart warming

by Thomas Applegate June 30, 2019