romeo and juliet

Romeo and Juliet is not a romance novel. It's a story about two teenagers who are in a relationship for three days, and cause the death of six people.

Sincerely, the readers of Romeo and Juliet.

Teacher: Alrights kids we're gonna read the romance novel called Romeo and Juliet. It's a classic and huge tragedy
Kid 1: No it's not it's a crap story
Kid 2: Yeah there isn't even a smut scene

by pikachocolate June 6, 2014

Julliet

Julliet is someone who is always on crackhead shit. She is a selfless caring person and would put her friends over anything even if they wouldn’t do the same. She always asks how your day is and loves to laugh with everyone. She is very funny and loves anyone who can make her laugh. Julliet can be dumb af so if you are mad at her or want to tell her something just tell her straight up because that dumbass bitch would not get a clue . Julliet is the queen of crackheads and GAY AS FUCK. Seriously she’s homosexual.

Oh Julliet you’re so gay I love you 🤡

by Gally gal gal November 6, 2019

Bromeo and Juliet

Two men that have fallen into a deep and powerful bromance. Most obvious signs consist of forever talking about or to each other via text messages. And constantly identifying each other as best friends.

Dude whats up with tim and zack two?

They've become bromeo and juliet...

by eben scrooge July 13, 2011

romeo and juliet

romeo and juliet, like in the real story. is considered young love by in other words stupid. romeo is what we call a fuckboy and juliet is what some people would call a whore for falling in love and getting married in two days (you can’t have sex before marriage). in act 1, romeo is very sad and his cousin benvolio agrees that it is a stupid decision to stay a virgin

she’s a whore. basically like juliet. and he’s romeo. lmao romeo and juliet

by www.imfake.com March 14, 2018

Juliet

An often over-dramatic girl who loves romance. She's often part of drama productions at school (plays, talent shows, etc.) and even if she doesn't get the lead she does a good job. Oh, and if you mention Romeo she'll yell at you, roll her eyes, or not talk to you for a month.

So how was your date?
Dude, the flowers worked, she's such a Juliet.

by jennbunnybear=] April 6, 2009

juglets

Breasts that some would consider to be smallish proportions.


Compare with jugs.

I much prefer juglets to those grotesque, silicon laden, jugs.

by Steve Johnsenson January 22, 2005

Jullerbeast

A large mammal resembling a cross between an overweight pig and a slack-jawed walrus. It snorts around in ditches and shrubs, and mostly eats wood.

"Jullerbeasts are surprisingly quick for their size. They just cannot be trusted."

by Not Bram January 22, 2013