jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

jerkin it

masterbating

im gonna go jerk it

by kozz May 15, 2003

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003

Jerkin'

A new fad that will be gone in 2 years. Where the participant
dances in a seizure like pattern. Usually the "jerkers" wear skinny jeans, flannels, and skateboarding brand shoes. Basically what skateboarders have been wearing for the past 5 years.

"yo dude check out mah swagg jerkin' yo"

by saywhat/2 November 18, 2009

jerkin it

rubbing your dick intensely.
in other words...choking the chicken,beat yo meat,wackin off

Follow these steps:
1) Close your eyes
2) Bite your lips
3) Now pretend your rolling dice

by J 0 K A January 19, 2005

Jerkinator

Another name for Arnold Schwarzenegger, AKA "The Governator"

Man, the Jerkinator just signed a bill to put the state another billion dollars in the hole!

by engleae May 29, 2009

Jerking It

Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:

Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011