Jolly Jackhammer

The sexual action when person A lays flat on the ground, with person B's balls in their mouth, while person B repeatedly hits person a in the forehead with his penis.
have you been abusing Sharla? She has bruises.

No, i just gave her a Jolly Jackhammer
by Roxmosthard June 15, 2008
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Devil's Jackhammer

An Alcoholic drink consisting of Bourbon, Vodka, Whiskey, Tequila, Ground Habanero Chili peppers and Hot sauce. This Drink is most commonly consumed During a group outing in which all members of the party are particularly bored and willing to try something potentially fatal albeit Amusing .
"So the me and the boys were so bored last night we mixed a Devil's Jackhammer and took swigs until only one person was standing"
by DJH@X July 26, 2012
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Amish JackHammer

The act of flying 69'ing with a female. After ejaculation in her mouth, you pile-drive her into the ground.
"Dude, why is Chrissy in the hospital?"
"Shit got crazy last night, I pulled an Amish JackHammer so she's in a coma"
by StevieBush October 12, 2011
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Idaho Jackhammer

Definition of the action of having anal sex with a women so hard that her inside starts bleeding and u lick the blood off.
Guissepe-OMG, I gave Felipe an Idaho Jackhammer last night.
Rodrigo-Did she enjoy it?
Guissepe- i dont know but i don't think he'll walk for a while
by Metepenes1 March 08, 2011
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smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring
by Michael Kain May 17, 2006
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Jackhammer Teabag

To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.
"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"
by Teddy Franklin May 21, 2007
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Mississippi Jackhammer

When a guy gets a boner, then pounds it on the forehead of his significant other, creating a jackhammer like scenario
Colin just totally mississippi jackhammered katie!!!!
by JCKM May 01, 2009
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