iverley

Iverley is used by few, yet known by many. Small girl, gorgeous without glasses, a lot more gorgeous WITH glasses. Short and slender, big brown eyes, packs a punch : when you see an Iverley, it is forever safe to admire from a safe distance and not come to close as to startle her. She's the most punny person in the world. Pun intended. She's a bit quirky, yet loved by all. Love is everything for her. She's not the best younger sister anyone can have because she tends to be lazy doing chores, but she's the best girlfriend material AND bestfriend material there is. So if you have an Iverley, don't let her go. Even when you knw she's beautiful, AND parasitic.

Oh look! Its an Iverley! Don't come too close or you'll never see the light of day again.

Oh boy, I'm glad an Iverley's on our side. Wait, Iverley what are you doing to your teammates? Oh no! Run! Iverley is eating us! Help! Help!

I'm glad i don't have an Iverley in my house. Not only is she lazy but she's sadistic!

Oh god, what are u? An Iverley? Stop with all the puns u pun monster!

by yelxaB January 5, 2018

ivesssapology

What you tweet after overdosing on covfefe.

I was forced to issue an ivesssapology When i overslept this morning vaguely aware of my overuse of covfefe.

by TalkstoRocks May 24, 2019

Inverse Cramer

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.

Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!

by qualidafial March 21, 2021

inversebrahed

to have summoned lil green shit

inversebrahed before you man

by lillillil3 November 6, 2021

The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage

The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.

"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"

by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021

St Ives

A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.

St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.

Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"

by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011