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The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
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The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.
Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020
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Holy crap! My 20-1 Parlay bet for a Grand just paid off! OYMF!
by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020
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