Definitions by ShempHoward2020
The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage
The likelihood of achieving double-dippage is inversely and exponentially proportional to the effort one puts into achieving it.
"I just got busted trying to file Unemployment while I was working freelance. Foiled by The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage!"
The Inverse Law of Double-Dippage by ShempHoward2020 March 9, 2021
OYMF
OYMF by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020
23rd Parallel Axiom
The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.
Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
23rd Parallel Axiom by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020