Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

imperfect

Reality... The under-valued quirkiness that makes us uniquely awesome... The little parts of someone or something that the right person can see... And appreciate... And want... For they do not fit the mould or the majority, but they are the right fit where it counts. For the right people, imperfection is perfection.

Others see it as imperfect... And that makes it all the more perfect to me

by SmilingSmiler August 29, 2015

Impeachment

The process of a president basically being taken to court for crimes done while in power. It does NOT mean they’re getting removed from office, but they could be.

Impeachment has only had to happen with presidents Andrew Johnson, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump.

by j1nk13s December 21, 2019

Tame Impala Quandary

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021

Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.

Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!

by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015

speech impediment

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

by chuckina May 20, 2009