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purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect
“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
Yeah mAn!!!”
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Hubert

The loveliest, best, most amazing person to ever exist. He is the first person I think of before going to sleep and after waking up. There's nothing in the world that can come close to what Hubert means to me. He's always been there at my side; in my best and worst moments. All of those inside jokes we share, the ways we beg hugs of each other, and the silent smiles as we look in each other's eyes is what we call love. This definition will almost end, but that doesn't mean us too. Hubert will forever be etched on to my heart. Wherever you are in the world, no matter how long it would take to get to you, I will find you and give you all those hugs we promised each other <3
Have you heard of an amazing person named Hubert? Sit down and let me tell you all about this lovely individual.

Whatever problems I face, be it big or small, I know who to come to to settle my mind with peace - it's none other than the magnificient Hubert!
by Daena February 23, 2022
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housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself
did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!
by mossman26 May 15, 2011
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huterwolf

A gigantic dumbass who is more than likely bad at a nerdy game called League of Legends
I found this guy Huterwolf in Solo Queue yesterday, he went like 1/18/3 as Aatrox. While feeding them, he kept saying how he was so much better than his friends Penguinz and Joe, and proving his stupidity
by Tom Tuskey October 11, 2013
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hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'
Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.
by dan November 28, 2002
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Hubert

Hubert is the kind of guy you would want your daughter to date. He is very charming and is always there to help you whenever you need advice. He puts his friends needs before his own. He never fails to make you laugh even if you're having a bad day. He is usually jewish and plays soccer. He can practically get any girl he wants without even trying tbfh even me.
Hubert, the jewish kid right?
by msoftball75 October 16, 2020
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hoser

orginates from pre- zambonie days where after a game, the losing team would have to "hose" down the ice, hence the term 'hoser"
That team is a bunch of scrubs and hosers!
by thaddeus/the don November 16, 2007
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