housewifery

A woman who tends to the needs of a waddling man who looks as though he is nine months pregnant.

After all my years of housewifery -- picking up his beer cans, buying his hemorrhoid cream -- you'd think my husband would at least take me to Florida for a week.

by Derby Kirby August 15, 2016

desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.

I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.

by Mantrain March 8, 2005

stupid housewife

someone who has been a housewife for many years and they have become fat and unattractive, even if they used to be thin and attractive. They no longer knows what is going on in the outside world so become incredibly self centred and believe that their non existant problems actually matter. So are very boring, ugly and fat. If their husband has any sense, will get a divorce.

guy 1: dude his mum is so not a milf
guy 2: no shes a total stupid housewife
guy 1: guess we will have to find a new house to hang out in!

My wife has become a total stupid housewife, im filing for divorce so i can get a new model!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

housewife

promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.

Got your housewife, Jack?

by lickytongue April 30, 2008

Housewife

A common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!

Ex. "If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it" the smiling housewife said.

by Mossleigh November 14, 2013

housebreak

1. train a boyfriend to live (cleanly) in a house.
2. to subdue, tame a boyfriend.
Works particularly well when training a boyfriend to put the toilet seat down (since in regular useage housbreak is to train pets to excrete outdoors). Also useful when keeping a boyfriend on a tight leash (see friend ditcher) or when teaching other domestic responsibilities, like making the bed or washing dishes.
3. (adj.) "housebroken" Not nearly as derisive as "whipped" therefore mostly used by women of their significant other.

Your boyfriend really comes straight home after work? How long did it take to housebreak him?

by Doz (the real Doz) February 10, 2007

Really Desperate Housewives

Straight Porn, A girl and a guy fucking

I was watching some "really desperate housewives" last night, while i jacked off.

by FDAMAN July 14, 2011