harmonica

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

hormonal mismanagement

To be fired as a result of a work-related adulterous relationship.

Due to hormonal mismanagement with his executive officer, the Boeing CEO was fired.

by TamaMama March 8, 2005

Blue Jean Harmonica

When your boner is parallel to your thigh and a stripper runs her mouth side to side on the outside of your pants as if playing a harmonica.

My brother went to Industrial Strip and got his first blue jean harmonica.

by BigBrother1845 November 2, 2008

rusty harmonica

When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.

Jenny wanted to try something kinky and new, so I surprised her with a Rusty Harmonica.

by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010

Harmonica

A harmonica is an instrument made for the use of those who go to oxford university and think it is cool.

'HEY JACK LOOK AT MY HARMONICA'
'faggot'

#truestory

by HackRheTon January 24, 2012

hormonally hijacked

An erratic state of being characterized by passing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.

Since she's pregnant, I guess I'm supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but... dude, that was like The Exorcist back there.

My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.

You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.

by TheGoldenMuse May 12, 2010

Hormonal Chernobyl

The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.

Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.

by LolaLaLola November 22, 2011