Definitions by Bologna_Skins
Estrogenasaurus
Sentient female beings whose feminism and mother instincts have grown twisted and awry, rivaling the evils of Hitler and Lex Luthor. Forever condemning anything created, uttered or thought by men, they ambulate across the planet spreading misery, self-loathing and pushing for the end of full-contact sports and action movies.
Common among the species is rampant bitchism, large asses gained from spending eternity on the couch watching Oprah and the Lifetime Network, and a learned aversion to armpit and pubic hair management. Extreme cases also include neglect of the leg hair and mustache.
Common among the species is rampant bitchism, large asses gained from spending eternity on the couch watching Oprah and the Lifetime Network, and a learned aversion to armpit and pubic hair management. Extreme cases also include neglect of the leg hair and mustache.
Jay walked into bed Bath & Beyond while wearing a shirt depicting the act of a man receiving a blumpkin.
He was torn to pieces and eaten by a flock of Estrogenasauri that was in store to take advantage of Black Friday sales.
(pl. Estrogenasauruses or Estrogenasauri)
He was torn to pieces and eaten by a flock of Estrogenasauri that was in store to take advantage of Black Friday sales.
(pl. Estrogenasauruses or Estrogenasauri)
Estrogenasaurus by Bologna_Skins November 20, 2011
buffalo buckle
Lindsay Lohan has a camel toe, Teri Garr has a moose knuckle, but Kirstie Alley has a buffalo buckle!
buffalo buckle by Bologna_Skins November 14, 2011
Slowth
A suggestion of a cyst or tumor growing on the brain that causes symptoms of retardation or Down Syndrome.
Slowth by Bologna_Skins May 13, 2011
Snatch Madness
A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.
Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Snatch Madness by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011
Banana Session
A sexual act with multiple partners, requiring one member to be on his/her knees to be slapped about the face and mouth repeatedly by the erect penises of the rest of the party
Tired of having to choose which penis to suck, Judy chose to just lean back on her haunches and enjoy a wicked banana session from the hobos in the alley.
Banana Session by Bologna_Skins March 13, 2011
Hoboken Harvey
The act of defecating into a condom with the intent to sexually penetrate yourself or someone else with it like a dildo.
Always looking for a new way to get her freak on, Dorothy agreed to try the Hoboken Harvey with her brother.
Hoboken Harvey by Bologna_Skins February 21, 2011
rusty harmonica
When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.
rusty harmonica by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010