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Sentient female beings whose feminism and mother instincts have grown twisted and awry, rivaling the evils of Hitler and Lex Luthor. Forever condemning anything created, uttered or thought by men, they ambulate across the planet spreading misery, self-loathing and pushing for the end of full-contact sports and action movies.

Common among the species is rampant bitchism, large asses gained from spending eternity on the couch watching Oprah and the Lifetime Network, and a learned aversion to armpit and pubic hair management. Extreme cases also include neglect of the leg hair and mustache.
Jay walked into bed Bath & Beyond while wearing a shirt depicting the act of a man receiving a blumpkin.

He was torn to pieces and eaten by a flock of Estrogenasauri that was in store to take advantage of Black Friday sales.

(pl. Estrogenasauruses or Estrogenasauri)
by Bologna_Skins November 21, 2011
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A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.
by Bologna_Skins March 5, 2011
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A suggestion of a cyst or tumor growing on the brain that causes symptoms of retardation or Down Syndrome.
Adrian came to work and got shit wrong all day. He may have a slowth feeding upon his brain.
by Bologna_Skins April 22, 2011
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When dropping a deuce, taking a dump, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc...the fecal deposit after flushing leaves an artistic swirl of streaks and smudges behind in the bowl resembling sections of marble.
"That was a heck of a dinner, Marge! I'm sure I'll be marbling the crapper tomorrow!"
by Bologna_Skins March 12, 2010
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When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.
Jenny wanted to try something kinky and new, so I surprised her with a Rusty Harmonica.
by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010
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The act of defecating into a condom with the intent to sexually penetrate yourself or someone else with it like a dildo.
Always looking for a new way to get her freak on, Dorothy agreed to try the Hoboken Harvey with her brother.
by Bologna_Skins February 1, 2011
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Similar to the camel toe and moose knuckle, only possessed by a much larger woman
Lindsay Lohan has a camel toe, Teri Garr has a moose knuckle, but Kirstie Alley has a buffalo buckle!
by Bologna_Skins May 1, 2011
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