Hormonial 

The feeling of trying to use the bathroom while pregnant

That bathroom break was hormonial on my body.

Hormonial by Tom Chan June 9, 2020

Natural Harmonia Gropius 

The awesomest pokemon character ever, Natural Harmonia Gropius (aka N) is a sexy beast who can talk to any pokemon. Better get on his good side so he doesn't get a big dragon to take over the world.

Person one: "who's your favorite human character in pokemon?"
Person two: "Marni-"
Person one: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS"
Person two: "You're right! He IS the best, isn't he!"

Natural Harmonia Gropius by awesomegoats March 21, 2021

Hormona Plus Plus 

A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.

-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!

Hormona Plus Plus by Old&Brave November 18, 2010

Hormonasaurus 

Common association or name given to a woman or pack of women who are experiencing hormonal overload before, during or after (frankly at anytime) her menstration cycle.

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My wife is such a hormonasaurus during her period.

The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.

Hormonasaurus by Papa Fiez July 31, 2010

hormental

The combination of a hormone imbalance and a mental disorder. Most often diagnosed in women.

Lisa's constant ranting and raving is most likely a result of her being hormental.

Her memory loss could be caused by the disorder known as hormentalness.

People cutting in line at your favorite fast food restaurant could cause you to become hormental.

hormental by The Drapinator November 18, 2011

horsemonial 

being so horny that you could fuck a horse.

Sensei - “Hey professor I am so horsemonial right now”
Professor - “Indeed Sensei”

horsemonial by professorsenseibazza February 21, 2022

hormonal seizure 

a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder

Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure

hormonal seizure by mizmoss March 6, 2008