Hectorlocks

When your staying in Cabo san Lucas and you come home and there is a Hector in your bed. He eats all of your food, drinks your drinks and sleeps in your bed.

I came home from a long day at work and there is a freaking Hectorlocks in my bed.

by cramjam January 14, 2015

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Hecticity

A word made by Rustage_ on twich on 6/17/2020 describing an area as being very hectic

The rioting streets was filled with hecticity.

by daseter June 17, 2020

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NASTY HECTOR

When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.

After I busted a nut in her tight pussy I ended it with a Nasty Hector!

by SlickStickRick May 8, 2014

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The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.

DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

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