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what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:

"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
by Mister B. November 18, 2006
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whats hannenin

same meaning as whats happening? usually means wut is going on?
eyyyyyy cheaaaaaa whats hannenin? East side squad whats hannenin? Hey Faven, Whats Hannenin?
by be EZ July 30, 2008
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It happens to the best of us

The saying you use when something bad, or unlucky happens.
Jim- dude I just dropped my penny.
Bob- it happens to the best of us.
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Felix- my grandma died..
Hunter- it happens to the best of us.
by Ithappenstothebestofus May 25, 2015
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Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.
by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015
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can happen

Shit well can happen similar to it is what it is no matter the situation shit really can happen
Left my phone at the station can happen
by Wraggy April 29, 2021
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What the hell just happened?

A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.
*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*

Punk: "You just got served!"

Stan: "What the hell just happened?"
by Punman August 6, 2009
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hentai waiting to happen

1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.

However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!

creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.

athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!

(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!
by Qoheleth December 24, 2008
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