Halal

keeping things lowkey basically

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here

by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast

Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.

by cafcon December 11, 2023

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA

Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*

by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022