Giant Guard

A spray that is sold at a company for beds that is for warranties and nothing else. If you pee or bleed or jizz on the bed they will replace it.

Little Timmy peed his bed but its ok because we got Giant Guard so we will be getting a new bed!

by GiantPoopoo April 13, 2010

Nard Guard

A small foam pad with Velcro straps used to cover the sharp steering stem of a BMX bicycle, thus hopefully preventing ball-busting injury in the event of a crash. Popularized in the 1980's, they have fallen out of favor in more recent years secondary to the fact that they are not considered cool, and they don't really work anyway.

Hey dude...that's a rockin' nard guard you got there. Now all you need are some elbow pads and training wheels and you'll be ready for Pee Wee's Playhouse!

by chaz360 October 3, 2010

rash guard

What comes into your mind when you think of swimming pool or beach? A man like me might draw a fine picture of a sexy girl in the bikini.

However, the trend has changed in Korea. Rash guard is now all the ton among kpop idols, while ordinary young Korean women also like to wear rash guard. The shirt protects the wearer against rashes caused by abrasion, or by sunburn from extended exposure to the sun too.

A: No matter how nice body kpop idols have, it's uncomfortable for them to wear the bikini in the public. They don't need to expose their upper body if they wear rash guard. Instead, the tight-fitting water wear leaves nothing to the imagination.

B: Yeah, that’s killing two birds with one stone.

by rashguardfetish January 17, 2020

Guardsman Bob

The most mature, gentlemanly player and streamer in League of Legends, a popular Free-to-Play MOBA-style game. Very calm and collected, experienced, always explains his actions and decisions, often goes off on long rants/explanations that pertain to LoL or online gaming in general. He also has a very diverse playlist (completely devoid of dubstep); many people often keep his stream open just to listen.

If you enjoy watching people play League of Legends, Guardsman Bob is surely your best bet.

Guy 1: Man, HotshotGG is such a whiny, narcissistic bitch! He always blames his teammates for mistakes he himself makes. If he weren't such a drama queen, he would hardly have any viewers at all!

Guy 2: I know, right? Come watch Guardsman Bob instead. He never rages and has a damn good song playlist.

Guy 1: Good idea! Thanks!

by Androth December 29, 2011

United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America

Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.

by Macd00d January 10, 2006

guardian angel

a person who is always looking out for you

i was upset but my guardian angel was there to comfort me

by Viper March 14, 2005

guardian demon

someone who suffers from e.b.a.h and has love more than he should but doesent show it because he knows emotions are weakness and if someone is hurt by someone else that he cares about he will do unspeakable things to that person

holy shit her guardian demon cut his arms and legs but made sure he was alive to suffer just because he hurt her

by triple muthaphukkin g July 18, 2016