grossness

something very disgusting.

Would you date Tom?

Answer...."Hell no!! grossness!!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

grossness

something real gross

1. eew, don't touch me, grossness
2. Did you see Zack kissing that girl? eew grossness

by Alberto aloe January 23, 2009

Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

Grosjean

To crash a multi-million dollar car on a international stage for no reason other than complete incompetence.

A complete fuckup with no justification beyond incompetence.

Formula 1's version of "hold my beer and watch this"

Wow, that was a fucking mustang pulling a grosjean leaving cars and coffee.

by SadHaasF1fan July 14, 2019

Grossing factor

term used in the real estate and commercial construction sector to describe the difference in the rentable square footage to the useable square footage.

Grossing factor relates the Rentable square footage, which includes common area space such as hallways, common bathrooms and possibly lobbies; to the useable square footage, which includes only that space which you would specifically occupy for your buisness needs, ie - the area you can carpet. The grossing factor is usually listed as a %.

by Rob the Engineer October 22, 2010

grossterical

Something that is gross, and also hysterical. Something that is hysterical because it is so gross.

That old man's balls are hanging out of his shorts, and it is grossterical! The movie "Human Centipede" is grossterical. cheeky vulgar

by SLander December 23, 2013

grossgore

A stupid mexican wannabe Asian who festers within with rage and blows up and transform into his ultimate form: pussy bitch. He has a tendency to chew on bricks and therefore sounds like he is talking in tongues and has down syndrome.

Grossgore is over there playing 10 games for 3 minutes each, but says there are good games out.

If there is a time to be devils advocate grossgore flies in with his superbean cape and creates controversey.

by Toppo May 27, 2018