A severely raw, sore, arid, chaffed, swamped out or otherwise uncomfortable grundle area. GG can be prevented with regular taintenance and breathable undergarments.
"This heat is really making my GG flare up."
"To prepare for the possibility of a sudden Grumpy Grundle outbreak, hospitals have recently stocked up on wipes, hand fans, baby powder, and trimming scissors."
"To prepare for the possibility of a sudden Grumpy Grundle outbreak, hospitals have recently stocked up on wipes, hand fans, baby powder, and trimming scissors."
by Killah Tahm March 10, 2010
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Get the gimpy bastard mug.The act of inserting ones fist into the anus of a small person (midget) and waving them about like a hand puppet.
by YellowWaffles May 21, 2011
Get the Grumpy Puppet mug.Some random fuck tard who runs around in a onsie tiger suit at night and calls himself 'gimpy terry' and tries to molest children, annoy people and genrally be retarded. his friends are pedo jezz and gary glitter.
by SAGGARTH March 22, 2012
Get the Gimpy terry mug.A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014
Get the grumpy dump mug.The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.
Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2019
Get the Grumpy Ivan mug.A bitch who claims to be a 20-something year old virgin who's saving herself for marriage bc of her religious and moral beliefs, but then propositions a married man to "explore the gray areas" with her, knowing he's married and he just recently received and manipulated one of her homegirls. Basically a hypocrite who goes against her beliefs and what she stands for, goes against her people, and keeps her grimy actions secret for as long as she can bc of the personal and professional shit storm that can result if the truth came out.
Damn, dude! Did you hear about that Caitlin Brooke Coulter? Heard she was a grimy bitch dude. A straight up hypocrite, fronting like she's something she's not. That's a grimy bitch. She likes to shit where she eats with married men!"
by Your God Be Watching Hoe July 3, 2020
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