What more people misunderstand than understand, fight over than not, strive for than not, create division than unite.
matt: but i read that god is this way and you are wrong
sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong
wiseman: neither of you understands both books
sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong
wiseman: neither of you understands both books
by ffddeerrrg August 26, 2009
(noun) An imaginary friend for grown ups; commonly touted as being a supreme being responsible for the creation and continued maintenance of the universe. The identity and characteristics ascribed to God vary according to established doctrine and religious alignment. Most religious groups, however, agree that God hates gay people and frowns on the consumption of products containing pork. In a bizarre twist of fate God demands the faith of followers without the burden of evidence - however, this demand could not have been put forward without direct evidence that God exists (i.e. God must exist in order to issue commands to his followers).
by superm0nkey May 06, 2007
Q; Why is the sky blue? A; Ask Google
Q; Why do my farts smell like cheese? A; Ask Google
Q; What is the definition of Slizzard? A; Ash Google, and it will send you to Urban Dictionary
Q; Why ask Google? A; Because Google knows all, therefore, is God
Q; Why do my farts smell like cheese? A; Ask Google
Q; What is the definition of Slizzard? A; Ash Google, and it will send you to Urban Dictionary
Q; Why ask Google? A; Because Google knows all, therefore, is God
by AnimeAsh2006 November 24, 2010
God depends on your view of things. It could be the almighty all-in-one awesome dude. It could be 1000's of different people for every little thing. It could just be the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky (which I personaly belive in). Or (if your athiest) it could be nothing, your god could be money, Pokemanz, Urban Dictionary, ect.
1. Look! It's god coming down from heaven!
2. My village mainly worships the sun god, Apollo, who do you worship?
3. HOLY **** IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! *bows*
4. *Hugs money* Your all I'll ever need besides my anal vibrator...
2. My village mainly worships the sun god, Apollo, who do you worship?
3. HOLY **** IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! *bows*
4. *Hugs money* Your all I'll ever need besides my anal vibrator...
by TehFlyingSpaghettiMonstz0rOLOL February 11, 2010
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
The omnipotent, omnipresent, omiscience, creator and Judge of all the universe. A few of His attributes are righteous, just, love, mercy, grace, holy, wrath. He's 3 persons but one in essence. Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. His word is revealed to us in the bible. We were created in His image. All the earth and creation is evidence of His existence.
Genesis to revelations is word of God
by Saved by Grace777 May 20, 2013