Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016

Camel Guff

When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.

Can't believe she camel guffed me last night.

by thesaggy April 23, 2018

Tuff Guff

An absolute unit of a man. Plays minecraft 24/7, only plays bedwars and duels. HES SO POG CHAMP.

Wow did you watch Tuff Guff's stream last night

by TuffGuff May 27, 2021

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

gruffbag

The act of making ones partners rectal sphinkter contract violently by squeezing them round the waist in a bear hug.

You dirty gruffbager.
Take this gruffbag bitch.

by Piglover November 6, 2006

dirty old gruffers

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.

I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.

by Fen Boy Fuming February 5, 2015

gruff

Gruff: (N) The prickly facial hair on a male human. Often makes a male appear more mature than he actually is. Is greatly appreciated in many cultures, and seen as an attractive "boost".

"Wow, he is really hott!"
"Of course he is... he has gruff"

by caliiii December 26, 2007