Gooner

An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"

"goooooooooneeeeer"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?

by DevinWillson May 14, 2009

glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on

Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.

by Mike May 7, 2005

gooner

A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.

"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"

by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix December 25, 2007

Gooner

A vague Canadian measurement.

"Hey Margo, how big of a glass of wine would you like?"

"A gooner should do the trick!"

by Brass Dog Champ June 13, 2021

Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008

Gooner

racist term used during the vietnam war to describe a asian person

gooners lobbed 3 mortatr rounds near the CP last night

by chinaman309 August 30, 2005

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021