glomp syndrome

When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O

Girl: *runs and glomps her boyfriend*
Boy: Can't... breathe....
Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*
Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.

by mrs quinto April 11, 2009

Glomp

A dive tackle with the effect of collapsing the victim's spine in on itself. This act is often performed as a sign of deep affection for another, though the spine-collapsing is often averted through the user putting their feet on the floor after diving, instead of just crushing right down through you. If guys ever glomp they often receive strange looks which contain deep fear. (Expressions of pain, if they forgot to put their feet on the floor.)

"Johnny, what happened to you? You're all wrapped up in bandages, on an IV drip and appear to have crushed down not unlike an acordian!"
"That's because I was glomped."

by Takuna May 14, 2008

Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

glomp

A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.

Tyler ran up to Caitlin and glomped her.
She fell down.

by The real Soup February 21, 2009

Gloopinboopin

A alien with a huge cock sometimes too and forces you to cum while he cums making it a cum party with cum everywhere like its fucking cumday with cum in the fucking tits. Yep thats the definition you fucktard

I got fucked so hard by that gloopinboopin OH YEAH

by Dat boooooi December 16, 2017

glompage

Glompage (adj)The act of glomping another.

Ex:
Person 1: OMG! Glompage *runs and glomps a person*
Person 2: ack! *falls over*

by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007

ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...

"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 13, 2005