manga gland

A small gland located above the spleen which secretes the need for manga. This gland is only located in a small portion of the human population, but is present in all cats, red pandas and sparrows.

Whilst walking through Border's, I could feel my manga gland tingle.
Whenever I watch a Miyazaki film, my manga gland kicks on and I spend all my money on manga.

by Graaaah June 28, 2007

peepack & gladstones

n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.

derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.

exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.

"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."

"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”

by cjross99 January 17, 2006

Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

glans

The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.

Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

by y20degrees May 7, 2004

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Glandhanded

"Glandhanded": is to have your Gland(s)-handled.

Cool it! I don't like to be Glandhanded on the first date.

by Waboa February 4, 2009