gableflab

a fat roll that connects a girls boobs together to make one boob with two nipples.

( . . ) this is a gableflab

by tony the boss of everything October 15, 2008

Gambled and lost

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.

everyones an amber gambler

by oracle August 19, 2004

Degenerate Gambler

(Derogatory/Insult)

An active gambling addict who bets money and/or objects they can't afford to lose.

"Mike just lost his daughter's college fund on a game of Texas Hold'Em. Fuckin degenerate gambler."

by BenStillerFolds5 February 26, 2018

gambler's special

When you are in Las Vegas and you ejaculate on a whore's face.

I just won $500 at the craps table, so I grabbed a whore from the bar and went up to my room, banged her for 15 minutes and finished off by giving her the "gambler's special".

by FORBES-BIRNS July 21, 2008

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 9, 2003