Future Babe

A girl that's super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness else be called a pedophile.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, the future babes at the pool today were ridiculous.
Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman June 5, 2016

Way of the Future

The Way of the Future WOTF said three times or more consecutively suggests or implies insanity; a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio's role as Howard Hughes in Martin Scorsese's "The Aviator" (2004).

It's the way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future ...

by sublithic March 16, 2019

Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.

The future present exists and will come to pass.

by twohander June 4, 2017

back to the futured

When your future son goes back in time on a dangerous journey to get you to fuck out of your loser self so you dont't give your would-be family a shitty life with a shitty loser father

"He back to the futured me,ya,i don't think i will be on facebook anymore."

by sharc September 13, 2014

Future Forecast

What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..

Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.

by Gerry Attricks July 21, 2003

future love

The hot group Varsity Fanclub's first single, about seeing someone and then knowing you'll end up with them.

"there's just somethin' 'bout our future love, future love, future love."

by brandtfan April 10, 2009

future hubby

A way of a girl telling you that she has a major crush on u and can see u and her getting married in the future. That you will also always have her heart.

Oh james he’s just my future hubby.

by soccergurl42 September 1, 2018