funitch

funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person

She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

funccubus

(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.

Jason called me a funccubus because I would not let anyone at the party do shots of Jameson.

by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020

funcld

When your funcle get to fun ¬U¬

Uncle Ben funcld me. D:

by duck_human October 31, 2020

Toyota FunCargo

A Wonderful Japanese car that I wish I could take back to the United States. Steering wheel on the right side, with seats that go INTO the floor boards. There are also twenty two compartments. Hence the name, a FunCargo!

A Toyota FunCargo is an amazing Japanese automobile.

by CMMWUTBCME June 15, 2008

Deluxe Fungtashi

A ride on a chair or tire hung from a long rope on a high tree limb. The chair is wound up as many turns as possible and let go. The person taking the ride spins around and becomes dizzy.

Mary fell on the ground after we gave her a Deluxe Fungtashi.

by Emailthe March 26, 2009

ur fuct

A politically correct and somewhat unused spelling of "You're fucked" to avoid profanity filters

You left another girls bra in your dormroom dude? Ur Fuct!

by LumberjackAR October 6, 2010

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018