FTF-1882

A code for being a gay male. Comes from a french teapot from 1882 which resembled a silly fashionable man making a highly expressive pose.

Is he... you know... an FTF-1882?

by Stampoon August 26, 2022

fuck the fuck (ftf)

a variation of what the fuck or wtf, fuck the fuck is a term to be used in circumstances when wtf does not express well enough how pissed off you really are. this is tactfully done by replacing the word what with fuck, and therefore changing the expression from a question to a statement. by using the word fuck at the beginning of any expression, you are thereby implying that everything and everyone mentioned thereafter, is fucked. fuck the fuck covers all bases and clearly suggests that everyone, everything, and the whole situation is fucked.

me at Burger King: could I get a bunch of ketchup with that?
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)

by J I M M Y M. May 28, 2017

Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014

ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

by jpg3 March 31, 2015

FTFM

Acronym for "Fixed That For Myself". Used when replying to one's own post to correct information; or, alternately, when self-editing a post one has already made. See also: FTFY.

I can't get this image to post! EDIT: Nevermind (FTFM).

by Doombuggyman March 26, 2009

FTFY

Acronym for "fixed that for you."

Often used sarcastically - not to fix an honest mistake, but to sarcastically disagree with someone.

Person A:

"One Direction is awesome."

Person B:
"One Direction is terrible. <-- FTFY."

by brznks June 27, 2013

FTFY

FTFYFixed That For You

"i can't see the image?"
-"its ok, i FTFY"

by princess_fitz April 15, 2005