friendly following

see Stalking with slightly more pleasant intent.

"That weirdo keeps stalking me around the halls"
"relax it's just a bit of friendly following, probably just too shy to talk to you"

by Squatch May 2, 2008

Friendly Mouth Hug

a.k.a. the FMH

A nicer way of describing a blow job in order to tell the younger generation not to actually blow into a penis.

E.g. I remember my first Friendly Mouth Hug when I was 12.

by jewtang May 30, 2013

Friendly Pussy

A girl who is easy to score on. In other words, a slut

Sam- "How come you aint bang your girl." James- "Cuz she got friendly pussy. She fuckin every man in town."

by Master That Pussy January 3, 2011

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

Friendly's Blues

When you eat at Friendly's and you get sick from it (diarrhea). Named so because Friendly's is a "happy name" and to be "Blue" is to be sad.

Person #1: I ate at Friendly's last night.

Person #2: Oh no! Did you get the Friendly's Blues?

Person #1: Ya...I was on the toilet all night, blasting shit out of my ass.

Person #2: I'm not going to eat there again.

Person #1: Good idea...

by Darknessoni69 February 13, 2009

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 6, 2010

Friendly Fire

During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.

During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.

by Teddy076 February 13, 2009