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free James Brown

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 7, 2010
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got the free

A phrase meaning that someone is not busy and don’t have anything to do; it is more commonly used when a person wants someone to come over when their parents aren’t home.
Tyler: You tryna fuck soon?
Hailey: Yeah, I got the free tomorrow!
by emcelijah September 25, 2017
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Bitch-free

You are Bitch-free when you have just broken up with some boring chick.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.
- "Do you have a gf ?"
- "No, i'm bitch-free since 3 months"
by pouf November 18, 2011
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Fingering free February

Damn we have to hold off until March because it’s fingering free February
by Iconic queen 23 November 8, 2018
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Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.
Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!
by lockenload23 July 24, 2016
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feesh

the official dance of Southern Regional Middle School. invented by James. no one knows his last name, but he is our leader.
when Lightning won competition day the whole team did the feesh.
by carnevaleoncrack June 9, 2019
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Free Hat

Hat killed 27 babies, but it was self-defense, so we must free him!

The boys from South Park wanted to stop directors from making remix of their movies, and they try to have many people by giving free hat, but people doesn't understand cause they wanted to free hat, who is now free.
Man: Hat McCollough. He was sent to prison in '82, and we believe he should be released!

People: Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!
by pascalbg January 10, 2008
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