When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.
by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King
by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017

Man 1: Man what time is it
Man 2: You know what time it is
Man 1: Naw like for real tho
Man 3 outta nowhere: Time to fornicate wenches acquire currency nigga
Man 1: Nigga you white
Man 2: You know what time it is
Man 1: Naw like for real tho
Man 3 outta nowhere: Time to fornicate wenches acquire currency nigga
Man 1: Nigga you white
by rocko caine January 1, 2017

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

by jf2799 June 8, 2013

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).
Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag
by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008
