Floomed

Saddest nigga

I'm Floomed rn

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

flooded

elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests

where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore

you know
you know

by Krkič August 9, 2021

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

Flooded definition

This

by Seenus September 30, 2003

floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla May 25, 2016

Big Footed

The act of having sex with a man of the wilderness that is hairy and large in physical stature with a very abnormally large penis.

Jane went camping with her girlfriends for the weekend in the Smokey Mountains and got laid by a man that was a cross between Grizzly Adams and John Holmes. Jane was big footed last night.

by Big Toed March 18, 2011

Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.

Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.

by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012