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floosh

The formal union of two men or two women.

On the Yahoo! News comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in Australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. One of these outraged Australian citizens, we'll call him Scotty, had this to say:

"The oxford dictionary defines the word MARRIAGE as the formal union of a MAN and a WOMAN, you stole the word GAY from OUR vocabulary just leave the word MARRIAGE alone, you maggots, why can't you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains."

The gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with Scotty. It would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for 'marriage', which is many centuries old. Thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their asses and invented 'floosh'. Floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.

To avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, homosexuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. 'The Coxford Dictionary' is expected to be released around September 2069, and will feature a picture of Scotty next to the definition of 'ignorantfuckingbogan', meaning 'anyone who posts stupid comments on Yahoo! News'.
Yasmin and I are getting flooshed tomorrow, I'm so excited!

Walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.

Sudha's parents planned an arranged floosh for her.

The flooshing ceremony was beautiful!

Sean, will you floosh me?

Devoted Christian: Jesus Christ does not approve of floosh!
Devoted faggot: Screw you.
by iamawordsmith November 21, 2010
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shall we floosh?

A rhetorical question asked while playing hearts. It signals when a player leads a spade in an effort to force another to play the Queen of Spades. (aka the Botach)
-Shall we floosh, gentlemen?

-Oh, we shall.
by yousef November 22, 2004
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floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.
taco bell gives me the floobs.
by johnson July 31, 2004
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Floobs

Flabby Boobs On a Man Or A Fat Woman Lyk Becky !
Yoo Brooo Ur Floobs Are Bangin !
by pooswhy February 21, 2009
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Flomosexual

a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.
"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
by Mr. River's Nutsack September 14, 2010
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FLABOST

Face Like A Bag Of Slapped Twats.

A description of a person (particularly women) with a look that appears to be of a sour disposition. To look like one has an enormous turd under one's nose.
"I asked her to bend over for me, and she gave me the worst FLABOST I've ever seen!"
by Daniel Scott Entwistle November 19, 2007
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Floosh

The super soggy poop that sticks to your butt cheeks after you wipe.
Ew, I got some floosh on my ass cheek!
You dumb idiot, go lick up some floosh from your dad's butt.
by santa claus is a jew December 5, 2018
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