flat earther

A separate line of the genus homo sapiens (Humans) who believe that earth is flat. They lack in comprehension and learning skills seeing they believe earth is flat which is of course WRONG.

Random people in the internet: Earth is actually flat, get your facts right.
Me: Hahahahaha, flat earther are stupid

by deathlol November 14, 2017

Flat Tax

a tax by which the tax rate stays the same regardless of the size of the taxable base

An income tax that is a flat tax taxes all individuals at the same rate regardless of income level

by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010

Nigga Flat

A black girl with a flat ass

Guy1: I fucked a girl last night
Guy2: Was she nigga flat
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: Damn

by RandomFuttBuck April 21, 2014

Flat Tire

When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.

Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.

by Sami45 December 25, 2020

Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

10 seconds flat

A term used by bronies when they boast that they can do something fast. It originated from ep. 1 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when Rainbow Dash stated that she could "Clear all the clouds from the sky in 10 seconds flat"

Hey, I just beat your best time in Mario Cart!" "Meh, I could do it in 10 seconds flat.

by MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOW DASH August 7, 2011

Flat

Oikawa Toru has no cake

“Oikawa flat ASF”

by NoLieSpoken October 8, 2020