Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.
Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”
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Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"
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the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.
a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"
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small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
Get the Poo-flakes mug.An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.
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n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.
v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.
n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.
v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.
n. "I think you should whip out your flak cannon and plug that n00b."
n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"
v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"
n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"
v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"
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Incredibly potent, dangerously cheap and more addictive than meth. So have fun kids :)
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Incredibly potent, dangerously cheap and more addictive than meth. So have fun kids :)
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