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femonipster

A girl that is a mix of a folk/emo/nerd/hipster aka a girl you need to stay away from b/c she is CerrAZY

pronounced Femo Nipster
Me - "Did you see that femonipster?"
You - "Yeah, pretty hot"
Me- "I mean... she's hot and all but... STAY AWAY."
by nicenolls December 15, 2010
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Femographic

Like "Demographic," but only involves women.
"The key femographic is very keen on Poldark."
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Femoral Sex

A type of intercourse generally regarded as non-penetrative sex, in which a male partner places his penis between a male or female partner's thighs, and thrusts to create friction and achieve orgasm.
The sensation for the man can be just as great as penetrative sex (if not better), and when done where the receiving partner is female, the man's penis often rubs against the clitoris, causing the woman to orgasm, too.
Man 1: "Dude, you have GOT to try femoral sex. It is fucking AWESOME."
Man 2: "What's so great about it, if you can't put your dick in her vagina?"
Man 1: "It feels just as good--I didn't even realize I slipped out at first--AND it's the only way that she and I have cum at the SAME TIME."

Woman: "Speaking as someone with vaginismus, femoral sex is an AMAZING solution. He still gets to thrust and feel the sensation of going in (which makes him cum), while I don't have to feel any pain AND I get to orgasm!"
by fuc4Ucoff33tab1e October 16, 2018
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Femoid

Did you see that femoid take on that whole army alone
by GladisStone June 18, 2022
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Femofo

Female equivalant of Mofo.
Used for emphasis.
Also possibly a type of multivitamin
God*damn*... some red haired, pony tailed white boy just ran the fuck over my shoes more than a femofo
by Theeph June 3, 2003
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femopause

When a woman takes time out from grooming and making an effort to look feminine.
Is Judy going through "femopause". She's not wearing any make-up, deoderant and the hairs on her legs are long enough to braid!!!
by middleager May 23, 2013
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femoid

A femoid is a highly intelligent and sexually attractive human female who is adept at controlling men in order help them become their best selves.

Ironically, femoids were first identified by a quasi-human race of male-presenting humunculi, the extinction of which was brought about by targeted social isolation and a program of hypergamous selective breeding with the superior race of congenitally submissive men.
I'm only interested in dating femoids.
by Dr. Rockadopolis January 6, 2023
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