k-fed

1. the art of leaving your woman for another woman who has a lot of money
2. an asshole

1. He just pulled a K-Fed on me
2. You are such a K-Fed

by Kina June 21, 2006

Too Fed

something you say when the topic unspeakable.

Hey Mike, how’d you make that money?

“Can’t speak on it that’s too fed”

by holykash March 05, 2021

k-fed

a douche bag. The gold digging husband of britney spears. he has extremely powerful sperm. Stay Away!

Britney Spears married k-fed, who is a douche bag.

by fuck this shit motherfucker April 30, 2006

K-Fed

THe biggest douche to ever walk the earth who happens to be married to britney spears and be the biggest dipshit to think he can rap.

That kid is a dumbass, just like K-Fed....

by steeze louiz April 11, 2006

Fed Ex

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?

by Adrian November 10, 2006

K Fed

The Douche Bag of all Douche Bags

Dude, quit being such a K Fed!

by Tony Pinkelman September 17, 2006

Club Fed

a posh, minimum security prison for federal white collar crimes (like tax evasion or insider trading)

If Martha Stewart is convicted of insider trading, chances are she'll only do a couple years in Club Fed.

by Nate June 10, 2003