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a posh, minimum security prison for federal white collar crimes (like tax evasion or insider trading)
If Martha Stewart is convicted of insider trading, chances are she'll only do a couple years in Club Fed.
by Nate June 10, 2003
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That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD
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