Air expelled from the anus. It can be silent or very noisy, depending on sphincter's tension, speed and amount of gas expelled. Farts can be stinky or inodor, and some kinds of food (like beans, rice, pasta and generally all foods containing high amounts of carbohydrates) cause more gas production. We all fart about ten times per day. Farting is a natural and healthy body function.
by Farting Wolf September 22, 2006
The act of flatuence; to excert air from the anus, usually poorly smelling. It can make a loud honking noise, or can be silent.
"I'm about to fart."
by Bowman June 17, 2002
Fake art. An object that purports to be worthy of the description "art", when all it usually is, is a found object around which the fake artist (fartist) has installed/erected a frame. Also spelt phart (phony art).
An unmade bed installation or pile of bricks displayed in an art gallery - the gallery's room being the frame.
"What a load of complete and utter fart!"
"What a load of complete and utter fart!"
by epigenie November 08, 2006
by IamVanity July 17, 2008
The fart is an explosion of revolting air which is produced through your ass!
Types of fart are th "silent but violent" type as these are quiet but absolutely stink!!!!!!! (may cause pain between the cheeks)
Types of fart are th "silent but violent" type as these are quiet but absolutely stink!!!!!!! (may cause pain between the cheeks)
by Liam January 09, 2004
(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.
(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.
(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.
"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.
"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by CDSmith1967 September 29, 2005