faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

Facekeyboard

When you are chatting on the interwebs to a total dumbfu*k who keeps on arguing with you even though they're obviously wrong.

Related to headdesk and facepalm but only pertains to when using a computer.

...unless you're weird and carry along a keyboard with you, but that's your prerogative.

On YahooMessenger:

Ignorant Person: Hey I'm watching this awesome movie. It's called 10 Things I Hate About You.

You: I love that movie. And Heath Ledger.

Stupid Person: What are you talking about?? Heath Ledger is NOT in this movie. You're stupid, I just checked the info guide and he isn't one of the top characters!!

You: *facekeyboard*

by satchel_user February 1, 2010

facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

FaceFuck

When you repeatedly ram your dick down someone's throat to cum because you didn't bring a condom with you. You aren't cool if you haven't done it at least once and it is quite the accomplishment.

They told me I could FaceFuck her in the back of the fire truck as long as I didn't make a mess.

by Drank15BeersButWantGeorgiVodka January 10, 2012

facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurk

by afloydkillah June 29, 2007

facebust

To bust or out someone's petty crimes or shameful actions via facebook pictures or wall posts.

"Sasha totally busted Candice for borrowing without asking."
"How?"
"Andrew posted some pics of a dinner date with Candice and she was wearing Sasha's sweater in one of them."
"Dood, he soooo facebusted her!"

by Eggwhitey May 13, 2008

Faceium

The pure essence of Face. This is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. Many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.

Scientist #1 - Oh, my, God. What have I discovered?
Scientist #2 - What is it, Joe? Don't tell me you've discovered Faceium!?
Scientist #1 - ...

by FaceALace June 19, 2008