Ewok

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Ewok

To have a hairy short and stubby penis

Ryan has an ewok

by Ritter1359 June 2, 2011

Ewok

An Ewok is a Wookie follower. Often an Ewok is a Wookie who does not fit the criteria of being extremely ugly or overweight. These two relative species do however do share poor taste, hygeine and a lack of intelligence. Distant relatives to the Hutt family.

Keith: "That Wookie is bothering me."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."

Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."

by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008

ewake

When you're up all night on the internet.

I was ewake all night looking at pictures of Jack Black.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

ewokking

the act of tying up someone who is much taller or bigger than you

oh my god Richard's ewokking Tall Steven

by horkus December 12, 2017

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018

ewomen

Internet girls that are NOT sluts. They are the good kind of egirls.

Oh my goodness.. It's ewomen!! Much respect!!

by skinnylegend05 November 6, 2018