global entry

Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.

It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program

by Clifford69 February 21, 2018

engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!

by Derek April 5, 2005

Puppet Entry

When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.

"Billy was so trashed on Friday night that we had to pull a puppet entry to get him into the club."

by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008

Encrypted

To describe a person that is confusing or difficult to work out or understand.

If a young gentleman is dating a lady that is playing games or isn't straight forward with him. 'This girl I hooked up with is 'encrypted' bruv!'

by Yoshimoshi January 23, 2015

engrsih

this word has the same meaning and explanation as engrish, but this is used only by 1337 engrish masters, not for weakminded people. a major typo.

his english is horrible, its t3h engrsih

by reger January 15, 2006

Dynamic Entry

A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.

Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.

by Implying713 January 28, 2011

forced entry

When a man is to impacient for foreplay and aggressivly wedges his penis into a womans vagina when she isnt ready, similar to going in dry

Dude i had to do a forced entry on Amy's pussy cause she was taking so damn long

by Motocrosser69 December 28, 2013