election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

Electrical

An area in Among Us where, no matter what, you will always die. It doesn't matter what map, you will die. Be sure to check here for bodies if alive.

Crewmate 1: Hey, uh, can someone come to Electrical with me?
Crewmate 2: Yeah, sure.
Imposter: I'll tag along too.
*some time later*
*Dead body reported*
Crewmate 1: It's *insert imposter colour here*! They killed *insert crewmate 2 colour here*!
Imposter: *insert crewmate 1 colour here* is acting kinda sus. I think they're the impostor.
*everyone else votes crewmate 1*
*crewmate 1 is ejected*
Game: Crewmate 1 was not The Imposter.

by TheCrusader1296 September 15, 2020

Electra Complex

Carl Jung's female equivalent to Freud's Oedipus Complex; the theory that during the Freud's phallic stage of childhood development, girls develop a sexual attachment to their father (or father figure), leading them to want to kill mother and marry their father. The name derives from the Greek myth of Electra, who wanted to avenge her father's death by killing her mother, who was responsible for the murder.

Guy 1: Don't date girls with an Electra complex, mate.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: They think their father is God; you'll never measure up.

by Tzel September 10, 2009

The Electric Hernandez

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.

Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...

by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011

Electric Wizard

Electric Wizard is a stoner doom metal band from Dorset, England that formed in 1993 . The bands lead singer and guitarist is Jus Oborn . The bands current members are jus's wife Liz Buckingham (guitar) . Shaun Rutter (drums) and Tas Danazoglou (bass) The band has come out with 7 albums and a handful of Eps and singles . Electric wizard is the heaviest band in the universe and most of there songs are about drugs Satan, cults, HP lovecraft books and the occult . The bands albums Dopethrone and come Come My Fanatics are land marks for the whole stoner metal seen but some of the bands best work is seen in there album Witchcult today . For that matter Electric wizard is the greatest metal band there is and also the heaviest

electric wizard fan 1 (hey that asshole over there is playing coldplay)

electric wizard fan 2 (Goddamn it give me your copy of let us prey )

*cold play fan starts to cry and shit himself *

by Vinum Sabbathi November 28, 2011

election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

by m_kitsune June 15, 2004