electrian 

Factory electrotech who converts enormous quantities of doughnuts, pizza, and other staples into intermittent, invisible clouds of noxious, methane-infused biohazard, and then laughs heartily as he observes others discovering the slow spread of his stench.

Oh! Shit! Was that you, you electrian?

electrian by Fidel Awesome-o March 27, 2007

electrian 

A person who is proficient in matters concerning electricity, including wiring; motors and drives; instrumentation; lighting; programmable logic controllers. Typical electrians are recruited from the ranks of stinking factory workers. Electrians are famous for there ability to eat enormous quantities of doughnuts and pizza. Electrians sell their children for whiskey.

My computer wasn't computin' so I called for an ELECTRIAN and he came by and couldn't fix it but he looked real good doing it and sounded so smart that I'm sure he must be a genius !!

electrian by Dave Wiggins March 21, 2007

electrian 

The planet Electrian, found in the Great Doughnut Galaxy where electrians frolick and is ruled by the Grand Emperor Electrian, Mahatma of the Universe, Beloved Shepherd of the 8th Dimension ( electrianism ), and Protector of the Toothless.

" If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll be dragged away to the planet Electrian and be enslaved as a mindless electrian.

electrian by Dave Wiggins January 23, 2008

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*

"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! by The Official Wisdom December 13, 2021

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

electric car

Yet another marketing scam to disguise something as environmentally friendly when it really isn't.

ALL electric vehicles actually do rely on fossil fuels. The only difference being that to put fuel into an electric car you plug it into the wall instead of taking it down to the gas station!

The reality is that while an electric care is slightly more efficient than an internal combustion, it still requires fuel. Use of mains power in most countries is still predominantly fossil based. So an electric car still runs on coal, gas, oil and even nuclear power.....wow not so environmentally friendly now are we!

The unfortunate reality is that most people are too ignorant to realise that no car, not even an electric one, is actually emission free. A fact that every marketing team, for every manufacturer of electric cars will exploit in the near future and this will generate copious amounts of sales and money.

My electric car is completely emission free....NOT!

electric car by Dudecuz June 8, 2011

Electrician 

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other

Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.

Electrician by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018