3 definitions by TheSharpie
The sound that a woman's butt cheeks make when she's riding a big cock.
Note that not all women may be capable of producing bitch slaps.
Note that not all women may be capable of producing bitch slaps.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear the tenants last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard them using the microwave.
Person 1: Oh god, I thought bobby was abusing his wife.
Person 2: You must have heard some bitch slaps.
Person 2: Yeah I heard them using the microwave.
Person 1: Oh god, I thought bobby was abusing his wife.
Person 2: You must have heard some bitch slaps.
by TheSharpie January 13, 2017
As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016