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New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022
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Egypt

She is nice cute smart, bit has her mean side, she's shy but comes out around friends, is depressed and emo, loves potatoes, and unicorns
I wanna be a Egypt
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Boon Fuck Egypt

This is a term usually to describe going to a far away place. It can be in video games and in real life.
Video game senario.
Man we gotta go all the way to sandy shores, that’s in boon fuck Egypt.

Real life senario.

Me:Man I don’t wanna go to the beach, how long you say it was away?

Mom: 7 hours

Me: that’s damn near boom fuck Egypt
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Egypt year

A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.
I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
by SiK juice October 24, 2017
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Egypt

Egypt is a very scode person who gets more d than a kid taking vitamin C . Her forehead tends to be very big and some times people wanna bottle her for no reason
Egypt has a 5 head And it’s bigger than Antartica
by Bignipsfordayz November 17, 2017
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Egypt

A continent in the Tasman Sea known for having an abundance of green land but no water in sight.
A: Hey have you heard of Egypt

B: Yeah its over near Australia
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from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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