Elbert

1. a wack guy that gets no girls, he's pretty ugly too
2. a square

Guy 1: Yo homie over there gets zero girls, what a loser.
Guy 2: My fella, the proper phrase to use here is, "What an Elbert."

by peepeeguy June 3, 2018

Pulling an Ebert

The act of losing ones jaw.

"Man, that bitch had me pulling an Ebert!"

"I was pulling an Ebert throughout the entire movie!"

Guy1: "Hey Guy2 what happened to your jaw?"

Guy2: "Jaw cancer got me pulling an Ebert."

by Hashalafadingdong420 September 13, 2011

egberted

When a perfectly intelligent person shows a random extreme drop in IQ that causes an unexplainable mistake usually with the IT field but can be applied to all real world situations.

Man, he called about his email not working, and now his tower is fried. You egberted the hell out of that trouble ticket.

by midnightmag June 18, 2011

tony ebert

THE single most amazing guy on this planet. He makes the stars glow and the sun shine, i love him with all of my heart. You could never find a better or sweeter person no matter how hard you looked. I will marry him one day.

I need tony ebert in my life forever.

by fantasticnamehere July 28, 2011

egberto

A man who is plumped and juicy, he's well established and always ready with a pocket full of money..

Wowww, I see you. You got that dough Egberto.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

eberta

Eberta is a woman who tells it like it is and gets the job done.

This place is a disaster! We better call Eberta!

by The looker December 4, 2013

ebert bester

The best friend someone could have,a child of God and blue eyes

ebert bester is cool

by Hrhffhehxhdbevd January 30, 2017